My alarms are so oddly specific.

My alarms are so oddly specific.

slippingfish:

workman : terrorfish : exites

slippingfish:

workman : terrorfish : exites

dagracefuldead:

danielrain77, Sad that nobody got this one :/

Oh, that’s a good one. Some are made to fit. I was playing this at my house once with about 5 other people, and my mom came by to tell me something and then made an Oedipus joke and walked away. It’s was so messed up… She knows how make things weird even when she’s not playing the game. ._.

dagracefuldead:

danielrain77, Sad that nobody got this one :/

Oh, that’s a good one. Some are made to fit. I was playing this at my house once with about 5 other people, and my mom came by to tell me something and then made an Oedipus joke and walked away. It’s was so messed up… She knows how make things weird even when she’s not playing the game. ._.

dagracefuldead:

aprillvu:

sorelatable:

Relatable Posts

Me all the time

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

lizardsfromspace:

Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776! 

nosdrinker:

he’s cured

nosdrinker:

he’s cured

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill