pleasent-dreams:
“ This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.
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pleasent-dreams:

This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.

coco-chip:

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

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riverofmolecules:

Small brain: This dog loves me.

Big brain: This dog cannot love me but has a social bond with me because I provide for their needs. I only project the human emotion of love upon it.

Galaxy brain: This dog loves me because ‘human love’ is also a social bond between animals that develops from shared need and experience. We imagine it is unique or spiritual but it is only the same chemicals and electricity that exists in a dog. The dog feels as the dog does. That humans ascribe words or meaning to it does not elevate it or make it more real.

lesbian-han-solo:
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ltcol-kilgore:

jakegyllenbae:

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

alvin is killed by his son simon

gayghost:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

surrealist-lyricist:

Living Room Song - The Wonder Years

mapelie:

onlyniceandgaystuff:

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some highlights

Let me eat egg

textsfromsuperheroes:
“ jaded-empath:
“ weheartchrisevans:
“ weheartchrisevans:
“ weheartchrisevans:
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Y’all tryin’ to put @textsfromsuperheroes out of work or somethin’?
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If there is someone out there writing better Cap texts than us we’re glad...

textsfromsuperheroes:

jaded-empath:

weheartchrisevans:

weheartchrisevans:

weheartchrisevans:

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Y’all tryin’ to put @textsfromsuperheroes out of work or somethin’?

If there is someone out there writing better Cap texts than us we’re glad that it’s Chris Evans.